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Tuesday, 31 August 2010
Norwegian Spirit Crew Show- Home away from home
Finale. Norwegian Spirit Crew show.. Restaurant, Bar, Housekeeping, and Galley department. plus the master, Captain Evans Hoyt.
Monday, 30 August 2010
Dirty Harry Potter
Fade in:
Ext Cave Entrance-Night
SPFX: Thunder, lightning and high winds surround this cave entrance.
Announcer (Gruff Voice)
In a world filled with dark doom and nefarious beasts with two heads...
Two sets of eyes appear in the darkness. Suddenly, a third set shows up.
Announcer Okay. Three heads...
Cut To:
Int. Castle Basement-Night The same storm can be seen through the windows as an Evil Sorcerer stands at a cauldron, mixing a bubbling, smoking potion.
Announcer
Where evil sorcerers mix deadly potions...
The sorcerer forces an eyedropper full of his potion to a lice-ridden rat.
Announcer
to radically change the human population into...
There's a puff of smoke that clears to reveal a good looking gentleman in a gaudy tuxedo. Suddenly, a spotlight hits the gentleman. He picks up a microphone.
Announcer
Las Vegas lounge singers.
SPFX: Lightning and thunder crashes loudly.
Gentleman
(singing) Danke Shoen. Darling, Danke Shoen.
Announcer
Is there anyone who can stop the madness? Yes, there is.
But, only one person can do it. And that person is...
SPFX: Thunder and lightning crash again.
Cut to:
Close Up: Squinty-eyed man wearing round eyeglasses.
The camera pulls back to reveal Dirty Harry Potter dressed in a wrinkled suit.
Announcer
Dirty Harry Potter.
Cut to:
Ext Street-Day Harry has cornered a lounge singer and has him standing against the wall. Harry is pointing a broomstick at him.
Harry
So, are you feeling lucky, punk?
A spotlight encircles the man. He picks up a microphone from out of nowhere and begins singing.
Lounge Singer
(singing) Luck be a lady tonight. Luck be a lady tonight.
Cut to:
INT. Hogwart's Professor's Office-Day
A Hogwart professor stands behind his desk. Harry stands opposite him.
Professor
Potter, I'm taking you off this case. You can't just go around and eliminate anyone you damn well please.
Harry
Professor, it was a case of mistaken identity.
Professor
Mistaken identity? How can you mistake this for a lounge singer?
The professor holds up a picture of Wayne Newton.
Professor
Thanks to you, the world will never be able to hear "Daddy, Don't You Walk So Fast" again.
Harry hangs his head in shame.
Announcer
There's danger as Harry comes face to face with the evil sorcerer.
Cut to:
INT. Cave-Night
Harry has his broomstick pointed at the evil sorcerer.
Harry
This is a Smith and Wesson Hogwart Special. It holds four thousand sparks of deadly destruction.
So, you've got to ask yourself. Was that three thousand or four thousand deadly sparks he released when he came in here? Announcer
There's excitement as Harry infiltrates the Las Vegas lounge scene.
Cut to:
INT. Casino Lounge-Night
Harry is on stage, dressed in a pink tuxedo. He's singing, but in his Dirty Harry voice.
Harry (singing) You're having my baby. What a lovely way of saying how much you love me.
Announcer
There's romance as Harry and his fellow Hogwart graduate, Cynthia, finally fall in love.
Cut to:
EXT Park-Day
Harry and Cynthia, a pixyish blonde, are in an embrace.
Cynthia
Hmmm. Harry, is that your broomstick, or are you just happy to see me?
Announcer
And, of course, there's action.
Cut to:
EXT Street-Night
Harry lays on his back as he tries to shoot an onslaught of lounge singers who walk towards him, in a "Night of the Living Dead" trance.
Harry
Damn, I'm out of deadly sparks.
Cut to:
EXT Cave-Night
Back to lightning, thunder and high winds.
Announcer
See Dirty Harry Potter And The Lounge Lizards, starring Johnny Depp as Dirty Harry Potter, in his most unusual role since playing both Pigeon Sisters in The Odd Couple. Dirty Harry Potter, coming next Succoth. Do all you can to avoid it when it disgraces a theater near you. Void where prohibited by law; batteries not included; refrigerate after opening; if swelling appears, discontinue use.
Cut to:
INT. Hotel Room-Day
Harry reloads his broomstick. There's a knock on the door.
Maid (O.S.)
Housekeeping.
Harry
Come in.
An elderly maid enters carrying a set of sheets.
Cut to:
Close up: Harry's Face
Harry
Go ahead. Make my bed.
Cut to black.
The End
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Sunday, 29 August 2010
Best Food Storage Containers
Good food containers preserve freshness and prevent contamination. Find out which ranked highest in GHRI's evaluations. Good Housekeeping Videos: www.goodhousekeeping.com Good Housekeeping Magazine: www.goodhousekeeping.com Subscribe to Good Housekeeping: subscribe.hearstmags.com -
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Saturday, 28 August 2010
Rheumatoid Arthritis - Diagnosis and Symptoms
Arthritis is one of the leading causes of disability in the US. 20% of arthritis sufferers are unable to perform vital life activities such as working or housekeeping because of their condition. Arthritis sufferers endure more days in severe pain, experience more days with limited ability to perform daily activities, and have more difficulty performing personal-care routines than people without arthritis. As with other chronic pain conditions, arthritis can also have a negative effect on mental health. Some forms of arthritis also make your body age faster. Rheumatoid arthritis is the second most common form of arthritis, osteoarthritis being the first.
The Definition of Rheumatoid Arthritis
Rheumatoid arthritis, known as Still's disease in children, is a condition that causes inflammation of joints and associated pain, swelling and stiffness. Rheumatoid arthritis causes the body's own immune system to attack joint tissue, breaking down collagen, cartilage, and sometimes bone or other organs. This chronic disease affects people differently and fluctuates over time, often marked by symptoms that improve only to re-emerge later. In some cases it is mild and lasts only a few months (this kind is known as type 1), while in others the disease becomes progressively complicated by disability and other health problems, lasting many years (this is known as type 2).
Rheumatoid arthritis most often affects the wrist and finger joints closest to the hand, but can also affect joints in the feet and throughout the body. Anyone can be affected by it, but women are more likely to develop symptoms. These most often begin between the ages of 20 and 30. The causes of rheumatoid arthritis are not yet understood, but many effective strategies have been developed to manage the symptoms.
Rheumatoid Arthritis Symptoms and Signs
The main symptom is joint stiffness in the morning, often in the hands or feet. Stiffness that persists for an hour or more, or swelling and pain that lasts for more than six weeks, may be indicative of rheumatoid arthritis. Joint discomfort is typically symmetrical, for example both hands will hurt or feel stiff, not just one. Early symptoms also may include fever, excessive tiredness, or pea-sized lumps called "nodules" that can be felt under the skin.
Other possible symptoms include anemia, appetite loss and the accumulation of fluid in the ankles or behind the knee. In children, symptoms may include shaking chills and a pink rash which may follow the characteristic painful and swollen joints.
If you think that you may have rheumatoid arthritis, see your doctor for a possible diagnosis and to discuss the best course of treatment.
Friday, 27 August 2010
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Wednesday, 25 August 2010
TRX Letter Exercises
Four TRX Letter Exercises - W, V, I, and A. All are good for your shoulders, back, neck and as with anything using the TRX, Core. This is a response to emails I received regarding questions about these Letter exercises I wrote about in my book on Stand Up Paddle Surfing Fitness Training, but they are good "Housekeeping" exercises for your body. For more exercises, visit www.fitnesstrainingbyjon.com to download my FREE e-book on Stand Up Paddle Surfing Fitness Training!
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